How lovley, oh that\u2019s great, the jumper that you got me
The colour is? winter berry?, I didn\u2019t know, how silly, now I see
Ah, are they reindeers? I see that frequent the front and back
Oh and holly to how cool, colour it certainly does not lack<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ll wear this with my hat and scarf, the ones you got last year
The hats got doggy ears on and when I saw it I shed a tear
The scarf has snowmen and tassles, in a colour you cannot miss
When you bought that as a present, were you trying to take the piss?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please don\u2019t make me wear these, Im not a Christmas theme
I don\u2019t do fcuking snowmen and of reindeer I do not dream
I used to be a trendy guy, cool and used to wear good gear
That\u2019s gone out the window now that Christmas time is here<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I kinda guess you\u2019ve read this and you think that I am mocking
The presents that you buy me, they are great, but can be shocking
All I need from you my love is your love with lots of affection
Or just occasionally to remember me and look in my direction<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love you
xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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