{"id":494,"date":"2018-02-14T18:26:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-14T18:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/?p=494"},"modified":"2024-03-03T13:05:54","modified_gmt":"2024-03-03T13:05:54","slug":"valentine-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/?p=494","title":{"rendered":"Valentine 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I woke up this morning feeling happy and fine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was it the thought of you being my valentine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, its an infrequent feeling, a stirring, a hope!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That tonight is the night, please do not say nope<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I imagine your feel and imagine your touch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m going to stop that right now as its getting too much<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A cold shower I think and will wait till tonight<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My poor little mister, getting stiff gave him a fright<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ah then I remember that Politiacal correctness is in play<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, ooo what a disaster please no not today<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PC gone mad may equal no sex I realise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because the woman I love I am not allowed to sexualise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just how can my mister understand these new rules<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Created by people behaving as fools<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I guess it\u2019s a meal and a good bottle of red wine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And just be content that your my valentine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just remember my darling I love you the most<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So lets chink our glasses and drink to a toast?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heres to hoping<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Love you always!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning feeling happy and fine Was it the thought of you being my valentine? No, its an infrequent feeling, a stirring, a hope! That tonight is the night, please do&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":537,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rhymes","category-valentine-rhymes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":538,"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thatislife.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}