The Christmas Present

How lovley, oh that’s great, the jumper that you got me
The colour is? winter berry?, I didn’t know, how silly, now I see
Ah, are they reindeers? I see that frequent the front and back
Oh and holly to how cool, colour it certainly does not lack

I’ll wear this with my hat and scarf, the ones you got last year
The hats got doggy ears on and when I saw it I shed a tear
The scarf has snowmen and tassles, in a colour you cannot miss
When you bought that as a present, were you trying to take the piss?

Please don’t make me wear these, Im not a Christmas theme
I don’t do fcuking snowmen and of reindeer I do not dream
I used to be a trendy guy, cool and used to wear good gear
That’s gone out the window now that Christmas time is here

I kinda guess you’ve read this and you think that I am mocking
The presents that you buy me, they are great, but can be shocking
All I need from you my love is your love with lots of affection
Or just occasionally to remember me and look in my direction

Merry Christmas!

Love you
xxx