Valentine 2018

I woke up this morning feeling happy and fine

Was it the thought of you being my valentine?

No, its an infrequent feeling, a stirring, a hope!

That tonight is the night, please do not say nope

I imagine your feel and imagine your touch

I’m going to stop that right now as its getting too much

A cold shower I think and will wait till tonight

My poor little mister, getting stiff gave him a fright

Ah then I remember that Politiacal correctness is in play

No, ooo what a disaster please no not today

PC gone mad may equal no sex I realise

Because the woman I love I am not allowed to sexualise

Just how can my mister understand these new rules

Created by people behaving as fools

So I guess it’s a meal and a good bottle of red wine

And just be content that your my valentine!

Just remember my darling I love you the most

So lets chink our glasses and drink to a toast?

Heres to hoping

Love you always!